Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Eating dinner

Here's a tip for kids. If you are too full to eat any more chicken, then you are too full for ice cream.
Also, if you are gonna pee in bed, pee in your own bed. That's what it's for.

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Runnin' for the bus

I used to work downtown and the bus service in my town isn't so frequent, like say, a place with good bus service, etc. So, when I went to catch my bus, I had to run. I'm not much of a "keep yourself in shape and exercise and don't drink" kind of person. So I wasn't used to running.

Anyway, and I'm not saying this happened to me, but did this happen to you? Some people, and they know who they are, even if they don't say so, pass gas when they run. So that discourages those people from doing public exercise. I'm not even sure I'm spelling the word exercise right.
What goes on in the gyms if the gas thing is more common than I think. I'm staying out.